Woman sits on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years
"Girlfriend was physically stuck to the seat — her skin had grown around it."
What? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Let's assume she had some mental health issues that kept her seated, and it wasn't a case of abuse. What kept the boyfriend from calling for help some 1.89 years ago? He brought her food and water and asked her to come out of the bathroom a lot, apparently, but he never said, Hey, Sweetie, I know women sometimes hog the bathroom, har har, hey, well, I'm no Jay Leno, but I, too, can slay a tired old cliche right? So, anyhoo, this anxiety thing of yours? Yeah. It's a leetle out of control. How's about we go see someone? No? How's about I call a doctor and get you some small, round "helping candy?" No, again, you say? Try to stop me! You can't stop me, can you, Sweetie? Because your legs have atrophied!
Time for some small, round "helping candy" for the house.
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And then there's this:
Jack Kevorkian to Run for Congress
Hey, the guy doesn't follow archaic "rules" of conduct and he sure Gets Things Done!
3 comments:
Oh my hell, as the much-missed Heather from Rock of Love would say.
Poor lady.
I get concerned when Rich has been on the terlet more than 2 minutes. Two years? Haysoos Crisco!!!!
FYI, search the interets. There is a follow up article floating around. Apparently, there might be mental issues at play here. Ya think?
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