Medical Mystery Solved
The story, in part:
"A mysterious nerve disorder that hit some slaughterhouse employees with debilitating symptoms apparently was caused by inhaling a fine mist of pig brain tissue."
Does anyone need to read past the first sentence? Can anyone read past the first sentence?
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Which of the Seven Deadly Sins wristbands suits you best? I wish one of the sins were "Apathy." It would be so fourteen-years old Junoxious to wear. But, you know. Whatever.
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Not Martha makes Bacon Cups; who thought anyone could ever perfect the concept of the winning bacon mat? And where, pray tell, is the much-needed Bacon Bikini? When it's cooked, you know you have to get out of the sun - it's time to snack, and, hideo ho, your kicky outfit has shrunk by two-thirds. Plus, your skin is so moist, like a roasted suckling pig!
Oh, no, you don't. The Bacon Bikini is my idea. The Bakini. The Baconi.
Okay, I don't yet know what I'm calling it, but I am so gonna TM it.
For the more demure among us, might I suggest the tasteful Canadian Bacon one-piece?
8 comments:
I'm kind of bummed that "wristband" now means those rubberly bracelets. Wristbands should be somewhat fuzzy and protect your hands from forearm perspiration.
OMG, the bacon bikini is genius. Not that I would wear one, I just like thinking about it.
mmmmm, bacon bacon bacon bacon BACON!!! You know, in Canada, Canadian bacon isn't called that (nor is it just bacon, for all the smart-asses who have said that to me over the years...) it's Back Bacon or Pea-meal Bacon. And I hate the crap.
I can not wear a bacon anything. It would not be kosher.
What about turkey bacon? What about tofubacon? We could do a cutlet halter top out of deli meats. Come on. You have to support my dream!
Make the stuff with veggie bacon, and you've got yourself a customer!
Oh, Barbara. It's sorta kinda been done (though not with bacon) --
http://www.heatherweathers.com/TP_SMreview.html
and here... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZQCDChiXrQ
Though I wouldn't wear it (my bikini days are over, bacon or no bacon) I might eat a crispy one off of Kate Winslett ... was that TMI? Don't let my husband know.
OMG. Ericka and I are Kate-loving-bacon-eating twins!!!!!
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