Just another worm

Today was my first real day in the office. It's an open plan, so, seriously, sit up straight and no nose picking, Web surfing (ahem) or slipping off of the shoes.

I was all ChipperNervous. When I sneezed, I reached into my spiffy new bag to pull out one of dorky mini I'm-a-Mom packs of tissues. I didn't look away from my computer screen, so what my hand brought up into the white-hot-blinding-shrieking glare of the room was a bright yellow folded napkin of the feminine protection persuasion.

Which I didn't realize until I had waved it gaily about and brought it cheerily, in full audience mode, to my nose.


Hi, everyone! I'm the new gal. You can remember me easily enough: I prefer Lightdays with wings!


You know who would not have found that funny?

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Critical people like this by poision people like author Barbara whatsherface who gets credit here for what??? Tearing people down, and making people skeptical of one who has attempted to do good, but has bungled some things along the way? She should count herself lucky that her own life's mistakes and inadequacies are not headlines.

But that's why I blog!


But then again her own mistakes coupled with no outstanding goodness that has touched anyone's life in a positive enough way to be as famous as Dr. Phil is not as newsworthy. She's just a plain schmuck trying to get her noteriety by tearing someone famous down. I don't care if Dr. Phil doesn't have a degree, nor that he made mistakes in judgement in his life. I care more that he consistantly speaks good judegment and good will towards many, many people and as a result helps so many people in the process that his goodness covers his weaknesses.

Shame on you pathetic worm Barbara.

Aww, come on! Let's hug it out!