I have a picture, pinned to my wall

I will admit, grudgingly, that I attended a Thompson Twins concert. Once. I bought tickets as a gift for a friend and the second half of my gift was that I attended said concert with her. And maybe sang along, quietly, to myself. For moral support.

So it didn't puncture any preconceived Fan Bubbles for me to see that Twin Two, now known as "Miss Pokeno," has moved on. Indeed, I have developed grown up tics, too, including eating a wholesome breakfast and regularly pulling my hair out of my face.

Nowhere does it mention if she can actually upholster and develop the chair frame, or if she buys them pre-made and just shoves some squirrels inside. I wanted to know about the chair-making part. Is she all about the brass tacks, or what?

"One of the most shocking items is a chaise longue with a dead swan attached to the armrest. According to the principles of armchair destructivism, the dead animals' function is to unsettle the familiar association of furniture with relaxation."

Twin Two calls it "a collection of chairs to honor the godless."

Uhh, thanks.

(But just for future reference? We godless now also accept PayPal.)