This quote may go on my new business cards:
"Barbara Atkinson obviously is a liberal with an ax to grind."
Actually, it's a chainsaw. You know how we liberal gals like our power tools.
or this one:
"Perhaps if Dr. Phil began promoting moral relativism, abortion, gay marriage and promiscuity, Atkinson would approve."
Can this guy read my mind or what? My very first thought upon waking this morning was that abortion gets such a bad rap.
or this one:
"Ms. Atkinson has an issue with advice or practicality."
Truer words were never typed.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to work on my "Encourage two gay marriages, get one abortion free!" campaign. That darned liberal agenda ain't gonna push itself.
5 comments:
So... What exactly do you have to do to get that liberal chainsaw license? I SO want one!
But seriously, love the page! You're a regular celeb yourself!
If you start a group called "Liberal gals with power tools," I'd like to join! Please consider this to be my membership application.
You're going to win that Miss Popularity award yet! Good work!
Per our conversation yesterday afternoon, I pledge to you the following: I will find a lesbian lover, allow her to impregnate me via turkey baster, and then? THEN? Then, I will abort the shit out of myself while my lover and I are saying our vows on the alter during our wedding ceremony. THAT is the kind of friend I am, and THAT is the kind of agenda I want to push with you. SI SE PUEDE!
P.S. Lauri or Daisy, would either one of you consider becoming my lesbian lover baby mama abortion partner?
P.P.S. What is relativism? Does that mean I have to do what I said above, but with a relative who's a lesbian? Awesome!
You rock. Are you being paid per comment!?!
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