I am outta here!

Since I have just fallen into MILLIONS of dollars, I have quit my job, and I am blowing this rickety blogcicle stand. Read it and weep my friends. Read it and weep:


Dear Internet User,

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the E-LOTTERY NL. Internet Promotional Draws. All email addresses entered for this promotional draws were randomly inputted from an internet resource database using the Synchronized Random Selection System (SRSS).
Your email address was selected in the Category "A” with Reference Number NL 80 OS 9414 Batch Number: 444821545-NL/2008 and Ticket Number: PP 3812 /2008-03, and this qualifies you to be the recipient of the grand prize award sum of $2,500,000 (Two million, five hundred thousand dollars).

The payout of this cash prize to you will be subject to the final validations and satisfactory report that you are the bonafide owner of the winning email address.In line with the governing rules of claim, you are required to establish contact with your designated claims agent via email or telephone with the particulars below:
Name: Mr. Frank van Boss
Phone: +31-647-283-937
Email: deptfvanboss@yahoo.cn

You are advised to call the Claims agent for confirmation or provide the following information for processing the payment of your cash award.DATA PROFILENames:Telephone/Fax number:Nationality:Age:Occupation:

Winning Reference Number:Failure to complete the claims of your cash prize after 14 days of this notice will result in the revision of award. Hence, you should commence your claims process immediately, by contacting the claims agent (Mr. Frank van Boss) who would be guiding you through the Claims process.
Congratulations on your Winning Prize and we look forward to completing your payout soon.

Yours Faithfully,
Dougherty Mildred
Lottery Co-ordinator


Way totally rich! This gal was "inputted" and I didn't feel a thing.

And Doherty Mildred? Brace yourself, sweetheart. I 'm headed your way. Grrrr!