I can rattle off, with no sense of authority whatsoever, details about issues and topics and pundits and banning books and a war-mongering Jesus and ohmygah, my brains are melting. I am worried about what will happen in November. Nay, I am more than worried - I am totally freaking out. I need to just stop. Just - STOP. The first step in "Election Anonymous?" Admit that I am powerless.
I am so powerless. I get one vote. One. And I don't even get to cast that vote for almost two months.
What to do? Time to get my hands busy. Detach my brain. So, I am off to the kitchen . . .
And then straight to bed!
Or perhaps I should first take a hot bath?
Oh, sure, you'll call this post "sexist," because I have a bunch of celebrity men up there to ogle, but they are not just any men - they are completely well-qualified men! And, by questioning my choice of men, you do nothing more than prove yourself to be anti-man, as well as anti-family, more likely than not pro-terrorist, an infidel and lousy at fixing the economy.
5 comments:
i don;t even get that one vote! I am not a citizen so I have to live with YOUR choice. VOTE CAREFULLY!!!! (but no pressure) ;-)
May I be the 1st... or 2nd... or 653rd person today to tell you how awesome you are!
Oh, and as much as I love love LOVE Neil Patrick Harris, it is difficult for me to picture him in bed... unless I was a gay man.
I, too, am a little worried about November, but I am trying really hard to pretend not to be.
i read your post then promptly forgot it after seeind borenaz in the tub. are you a bones fan?
After reading that link? I am even more pro-Lily Tomlin.
No one could ever question your choice of my baby daddy, Jake. Hubba freakin hubba. OMG. Thank you. Just... thank you.
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