I thought the robot mouth was the scariest thing ever. And then I saw this.

My. Total. Nightmare.

Friday: A Rant

Why does any woman want to be SATC's "Carrie?" Who are these women? Carrie is one of the most self-involved, whiny, cheatery, lazy characters on tv or the big screen. Go be Xena or go home.

Also, this guy? Dude. The next time someone pisses me off, I am so totally going to intentionally projectile vomit on them. Philly for the win!

Also, also, I know I have let this blog go fallow. I am working on a novel, and working a full-time job, and working a part-time second job, and projectile vomiting on people at sports venues, so my time has been elsewhere. And, most of the real things happening in my life involve other people, and those stories are their stories, not mine, so I don't know how to write about them. I'll be back here eventually, but I don't know when.

Red and Blue

This is not a good look.