Too late for Halloween now.

What scared you, when you were little, that made no sense to anyone else?

I was afraid of the color yellow, and the inside of my doll's head, and the way the TV sounded when it was just static. Oh, and elves. Elves were scary little assholes. Don't let anyone tell you any different.

Hemingway's famous six-word story, updated for the modern age.

Great news! I landed my dream job!

Owl Rotation Technician. It's a Thing.